December 2011
friend: mulan isnt even a princess
me: dishonor
dishonor on you
dishonor on your whole family
DISHONOR ON YOUR COW
When you're asked to babysit small children...
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Girlfriend: Babe, what are you doing?
Boyfriend: Nothing much, really tired going to sleep now and you sweetheart?
Girlfriend: In the club standing behind you -_-
jasmine-blu:
“A smile is a light in the window of your face to show your heart is at home.”
– (via markerjay)
uhhhitsallen:
"Are you Asian or are you Chinese?"
ohshucksitscy:
mandiieeeyt: Well, are you stupid or are you dumb?
My service driver is HILARIOUS. That dude notices EVERYTHING. I hope he doesn’t do anything. I don’t want no drama. I don’t do drama. so yeaaaaaahhh… Can’t let him ramble :P plus, the kid doesn’t exactly know who I really am exactly and I’m graduating SO SUCKS FO YAH NIGGUH XD ill be sticking to them boys i find adorbs x)
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